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STEPHENIE MEYER HAS SAND IN HER VAGINA

Stephaenie Meyer, the Mormon Anne Rice and author of the Twilight book series, has halted work on her latest book, Midnight Sun, after part of it was leaked online.  As she explains, waah waah waah.As...

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TWILIGHT QUEER FTW

Robert Pattinson, the star of the film adaptation of Stephenie Meyer‘s Twilight books, just gained about 10,000 points in my book when he had this to say in a recent interview with alpha dickweed Ben...

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MORMONS FEAR HOLLYWOOD THE MOST

According to a recent Pew poll, a larger percentage of Mormons see Hollywood as “a threat to their values” than any other religion.  Hollywood placed third on the list of threats to Mormon values, just...

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OH BOY, STEPHENIE MEYER’S *OTHER* BOOK

(I swear to God I happened upon this picture completely by accident)Unbeknownst to most of us, Stephenie Meyer’s first novel for adults, The Host, was released last year.  Now some producers have...

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‘DEAR JOHN’ IS THE MORMONEST MOVIE EVER

Yahoo just released a bunch of new pictures from Dear John, and I’m finding myself slightly obsessed with this film.  Look at how earnest and wholesome it is!  It’s like a Kirk Cameron film without the...

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I take it back, THIS is the Mormonest movie ever

Back when Amanda Seyfried, Hollywood’s Mormonest actress, starred in Dear John (remember that movie? the one with Channing Tatum that inspired C-Tates to start that web sizzy about all the things ya...

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Mormon Chicks Unite: Stephenie Meyer producing a Jerusha Hess film

AW HELL YEAH, SON, LATTER DAY SAINTS BE MARCHIN! According to the Hollywood Reporter, Twilight author Stephenie Meyer is producing the directorial debut of Napoleon Dynamite co-writer Jerusha Hess,...

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With Dark Tower Dead, Ron Howard Focuses on Mormons

Invizible bewbsEarlier this week, Universal pulled the plug on Ron Howard’s ambitious plan to turn Stephen King’s Dark Tower into three movies and a television series, presumably because it was too...

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WATCH: 10-year-old Ryan Gosling CRUSHES at a Mormon talent show

These days, Ryan Gosling is 31 and known the world over, especially to us fanatics in Huggalo Nation, not only for his acting talent but for being a human cupcake made of puppy kisses and...

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Mitt Romney saw Twilight with his wife

Mitt Romney’s 51 – 48 loss in last week’s election could have been even worse if the American people had known that the guy constantly chiding Obama for looking weak was the same guy letting his wife...

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Morning Links: I For One Welcome Our New Commenting Overlords

Welcome to day one of With Leather’s “Make People Say Stuff” Initiative, where we stop openly begging you to comment on posts throughout the day and try to lure you into an Inception’d sense of...

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Watch Ryan Gosling Sing And Dance His Little Baby Goose Heart Out At A Mormon...

Hey girl, I love you as much as my parachute pants are hitched high. If I were Mitt Romney, I would pay T.H.I.S.M.U.C.H.M.O.N.E.Y. to get Ryan Gosling to recreate his performance from a Mormon talent...

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Pulling A Kissing Prank Involving Mistletoe May Get You Slapped

Two BYU students were curious to know if people still kissed under the mistletoe, so in an experiment that classifies as hardcore seXXX for Mormons, they dangled the holiday plant over their test...

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A Mormon Bishop Fought Off His Neighbor’s Stalker With A Samurai Sword

This is the best press the Mormons have received since Baby Goose was conceived. A Samurai sword-wielding Mormon bishop helped a neighbor woman escape a Tuesday morning attack by a man who had been...

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With Leather’s Watch This: ‘Unexpected Ballers’ Shows Two Mormons Hustling At...

Yesterday, the above video, “Unexpected Ballers,” hit the front page of Reddit and blew up into a viral hit accordingly, which means it’s only a matter of time before we find out that it’s actually a...

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Here’s The Mormon Remake Of ‘What Does The Fox Say’ You Probably Didn’t Want...

Share This Video I can’t wait to pop the Mormon remake of “What Does The Fox Say” onto my iPod and proceed to drive directly into an embankment. It manages to take everything you love and hate about...

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Mitt Romney Attempting To Dance ‘Gangnam Style’? Mitt Romney Attempting To...

Share This Video Reports the Desert News: Former presidential candidate Mitt Romney attended a regional conference for young single adults in The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints…Romney...

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Watch A Mormon PSA That Compares Masturbators To Wounded Soldiers

We all know masturbation is bad for us. That’s a tough life lesson we learned from Ricky’s mom. But just how bad is it? Well, imagine you’re in The Great War, except instead of using bandages to cover...

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Step Aside Michael Jackson Impersonators, This Mormon Missionary’s Got Some...

Share This Video Does spreading the Lord’s word involve busting out better dance moves than Michael Jackson? Perhaps a slick Moonwalk rather than a bunch of Bible passages would convert more...

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TLC Is Once Again Raising The Bar With A New Special About ‘Straight’ Guys...

Share This Video TLC, revered bastions of informative programming excellence, are airing a special next month called My Husband’s Not Gay, which is basically about a bunch of gay dudes married to...

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